I must start this off by stating: I am a straight female.

That said, I totally want one of these.  Ok, I can't actually link to it or I may damage my already precariously low PR, but go to Real Doll dot com and click on "dolls".  If you're over 18, that is.

It is not a pr0n site, but it could probably be used as one.  It's very explicit. However, none of it is actually real.  It looks incredibly real though.  Every bit is carefully sculpted to be as lifelike as possible.  And boy do some of those dolls fool the eye. 

Ok, the real reason I want one of these is because they're so lifelike.  I can just imagine all the pranks I could play when guests come over.  Or like hubby wants to do- strap her into the passenger seat and try to get pulled over.  The one catch?  She's $6500 for a stock model.  You can customize everything from breast size to eyeshadow color, but some customizations will cost more.  And there's a $500 shipping charge. 

There are also male dolls, but they're not realistic at all. 

Just don't let your kids in the room while you're looking at these!  You may know they're not real women, but it could take years of therapy to convince your kids.